I am pure in love with you omg omg the plaid bartenders are lookin for romance and I found it man, yeah with you girl I think. You're like some mad ass cheek lady I love your goddamn breasts and all that, I think you're fit. But not in a six pack way. You got two eyes and they must be like brown or something but I just dont know, you could be still thinking about me right about now I suppose. Ohh what has the lord left on the floor for me, you! I think. Oh goddamn goddamn girl, u look class! U look class! Throwin ma two bit cares down the drain when I hear your name. Its easy to remember not to forget when you're around yeah, I think when you're around I'm more me than I used to be, yeah. I am like, totally gushing. I am like, totally yours forever omg omg you're so class i think I'd love u if I wasn't so shy I'd be, I'm sure, your guy. What your tight ass pants are doin in MY laundry! Yeah! I'll do yours girl. I'd wash AND dry. You might think I'm not fit, but I'm not shit! Can we get married? Please! I'm not even joking I want to spend every last minute of forever in YOUR company, girl, every last minute, man! You're lookin at me here, you know, with eyes that have like, eyebrows above them and even your eyebrows are class even your EYEBROWS! And wow, your pure teeth, cool. Do you use colgate? Or are you a crest woman? You have some fine shoulders. I think if i could stop shaking, man, I'd put my hands on your shoulders, so much, uh huh, I'd like, have my hands there, and look deep into your eyes and go like "Omg, your like, perfect, I'm so totally gushing!" And like, your skin! Its like a silk sock. I'm so bowled over by your lovelyness. Are you related to wonderwoman? Cos, damn!